14 November 2001 By The Morning News — 14 Nov 2001 Taliban leaves Kabul, either in flight or tactical retreat. Bush signs order to personally select terrorists to be tried in military tribunals. Bush and Putin agree to reduce nuclear warhead stockpiles. Though it's unclear how many warheads will be stored versus destroyed, the dismantling process requires a screwdriver, clippers, and a pair of pliers. Two killed in plane crash at Santa Monica Airport. Slate re-phrases Bush-friendly spin of the recount to read "In any case, Gore probably would have won." Plane landed after man tries to visit bathroom during federally-mandated seated time. GQ and Esquire fight over rights to women dressed in caviar. [wsj] Journalist John Simpson claims BBC liberated Kabul, ahead of Northern Alliance. MTV's Carson Daly to have late-night show, following Conan. USDCO buries its data 85 feet underground for disaster-proof storage. Leaflets dropped over Afghanistan seemingly designed in PowerPoint. Michael Chabon recreates the first day of The New York Times's publication. The Paper Moon has lovely cut paper collages.
