14 November 2006: Evening By The Morning News — 14 Nov 2006 Phone sex flourishes in Kandahar; Christian satellite channels less popular. Iranian action to restrain sectarian violence [in Iraq] should not be construed as support for Washington’s stabilization efforts. Local newspapers benefit from local owners; why not give your favorite billionaire one for the holidays? Male millionaires and women who look desirable sought for Chinese love boat. Anticipating Friday: Felice Lesser's tribulations of a freelancer, Jessica Delfino's missing YouTube video, Anne-Sophie Mutter and her violin. New York physicians pick their favorite New York hospitals. "Kids want a toy for Christmas that is fun," meaning, not a replica of the Lord, Our Savior. Key to joining the Mile High Club without getting arrested: Avoid getting drunk, and don't refuse when they ask you to stop. "C-List Celebrity Killer" leaves police enthusiastically guessing who's next. See also: Emmitt Smith vs. A.C. Slater. North Carolina principal apologizes for playing Goebbels speech over the PA, and other events from the week in news. Will the "Arnold Strategy" see the Republicans out of the post-Rove thicket? Apologizing for online election prediction markets, or why not to bet on the wisdom of crowds. Best of the global blogosphere.