14 September 2006
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: pronouncing "two" with a Baltimore accent
Arctic ice has declined sharply, 2006 was the hottest American summer since 1936, and though private and state-level initiatives receive applause, the U.S. is still deaf to global warming.
It may already be too late. Bin Laden has evolved into more of a symbol than an operator. The hunt for Bin Laden.
Republicans debut bill to build 700 miles of fencing along the border with Mexico.
Former Texas governor Ann Richards dies at 73.
First woman with bionic arm "can peel a banana in a less simian posture."
Guide to be distributed explains which drugs work best for which types of people, genetically.
Is it fair for customers to order a "ghetto-latte" (using free milk instead of paying big bucks)? Starbucks baristas respond.
Pathetic motorways around the U.K.
Guide to the titles in this season's The Wire. (But are you sick yet of all the preening journalists who love it more than you?)
The life (at least, it seems so) of Chicago homicide police.
Terrifying interviews with Darfuri refugees.
Young, impressionable, caffeinated geniuses: TMN is casting for the role of "Fall Intern."
Releasing--and killing--pigeons doesn't sound like the best way to protest Nazis.
TMN's Paul Ford realized, not long ago, that his age of deep feelings has passed.
Food bloggers list what you should find a way to eat before you die (as though you needed a reason to chow on jerk chicken).
50,000 images of cable news reporters; see also really bad tattoos, i.e., Clay Aiken.
New York voting machines not only hate Republicans, they hate Democrats, too.
Fifty-nine percent of employees are "disengaged," and another 14 percent are "actively disengaged."
Movies used to decide whether Satan is good or evil.
New film Keeping Mum, written by Richard Russo, remarkably puts Rowan Atkinson and Patrick Swayze on the same screen.
Ghostwriter takes creative liberties with Paul Reiser's life.
