15 April 2004
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: skies, cloudy, gray, lyrical
Bush backs Sharon plan for Gaza withdrawal, keeping some key areas in the West Bank, and refusal of right-of-return --Palestinian negotiator invites them to cancel Ramadan too.
'I can't sit with Tony Blair and give Texas to China.' Palestinians outraged over Bush endorsement of Gaza plan.
Will Bush's Israel maneuver garner support from Jewish voters?
Iraq: About 20,000 troops scheduled to return home this month will have tours extended 'at least' three months, as last week's deadly combat sends the fallen home, for funerals.
Sept. 11 panel cites C.I.A. for not acting upon August 2001 briefing, 'Islamic Extremist Learns to Fly,' Agency concedes mistakes.
The first character addition to the Morse code in 60 years: @.
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Voice claimed to be Bin Laden on audio tape offers truce to Europe if it 'stops attacking Muslims.'
Beijing Evening News plagiarizes the Onion, portraying farce as fact.
Briefings, President-ing difficult on vacation, possibly catastrophic when almost all of August 2001 was spent in Crawford.
Things not listen to while driving: Wagner's 'Ride of the Valkyries,' the Prodigy's 'Firestarter.'
Devote yourself to radical D.I.Y. and craftwork with SuperNaturale
'Do you want me to finish?' Someone said, 'Not really.' Writers, readings, and the joys of being published.
Coast vs. coast? California boasts more New Yorker subscribers than New York.
A lesson in twisting your shirt around, making it all ninja-like.
Even at a packed Wrigley Field, nobody will sit in Bartman's seat.
Putting safety belts on school buses: Not as simple as you might think.
Do like the best of rock and support Jackie Farry.
Terrify yourself with Real Fears: a catalog of our phobias.