15 February 2002 By The Morning News — 15 Feb 2002 Midtown Manhattan return hit-and-run assailant arrested. Presenting the birth of the first cloned cat. Oh, widdle bumpkins bumpkins kitty widdy widdy. Fearing security issues, Microsoft switches off Internet applications for the .NET platform, allowing it to be "secure by default." Feel free to switch them back on later. That's not very romantic: jilted boyfriend gives ex-lover severed middle finger for Valentine's Day. Sleep in and die: research links oversleeping to shorter living. Your mother was right. Colin Powell fields questions on MTV, strongly recommends condom use. Not addressed: "his musical tastes, which are said to include reggae and ABBA." Village Voice Pazz & Jop 2001.
