15 May 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: working with the A/C repairman.
NATO accepts Russia into partnership; Powell searches for cliché to describe new warmth for frozen north.
Pakistan considered using nuclear weapons against India in 1999 without then-Prime Minister Sharif's knowledge, says Clinton adviser Reidel in new article.
FBI proposes 'Super Squad' to tackle terror around the world, using tights, capes, and wrist cuffs.
Interesting proposals, including winning speedboat design, for Brooklyn's Visual and Performing Arts Library, to be built in front of BAM.
Creepy, eulogic photo for slain Dutch politician Pim Fortuyn.
Nipple diameter the culprit in Kournikova/Benetton lawsuit against Penthouse.
New Jersey political activists want to draft Bruce Springsteen as a state representative.
Woman mistakes bong in her mailbox for bomb in her mailbox. [via Obscure Store]
Didn't understand Mulholland Drive? Peeved there wasn't a commentary on the DVD? Download Flak Magazine's audio commentary for the film.
Times's Grimes full of crap, says he drinks more tea than coffee, prefers drip coffee after a meal, and is therefore qualified to say New York can't produce a decent cup of espresso.
Publicly-released FBI files for a wide array of famous people.
Republicans cap off soft-money era with $33M bash.
The Oxford American goes under, gets no respect from Faulkner folk.
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