15 May 2003
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: enjoying a long spring
Announcement forecast: the U.K. is not ready for the Euro.
Manhattan judge rules transit fare hikes unfair.
Doctor catchs SARS, returns home and infects relatives, then beats the disease after it kills his father, mother, and wife, then is arrested.
A gallery of Saddam Hussein's fantasy art collection.
'Industrial fishing practices have decimated every one of the world's biggest and most economically important species of fish...'
Pfizer launches 'Zoloft for Everything' ad campaign.
Trial underway for woman killed by too much silicone injected into her buttocks at 'pumping parties.'
Ah yes: The VICE guide to being totally crushed out!
Are you a nontaster, medium taster, or supertaster? (Also, a real test to learn if you're a supertaster.)
People in Los Angeles apparently dress like gym-rats.
Recent food discovery: Zingerman's.
Somehow, a Sedaris story we missed: When God begins to cancel flights, scholars get upset.
Dead man left on gym floor while others exercise.
Lipograms, dead words, Scrabble, and other hi-jinks.
