15 May 2007: Morning By The Morning News — 15 May 2007 IAEA says Iran has begun enriching uranium on a much bigger scale than before. For a last hurrah, Blair would like to convince Bush to join an international pact to fight global warming. Bush calls for cuts in vehicle emissions; critics want reductions, not stalling. Say what you will about his President-ing, George W. Bush can "rather successfully" conduct an orchestra. Gonzales's no. 2 resigns, the fourth senior Justice official to quit since the attorney scandal hit. Nebraska sophomore pays $3000 after illegally downloading 381 songs ('80s ballads and Spice Girls). The online show "Hometown Baghdad" is popular everywhere except Iraq (watch it here, it's terrific). Scientists dissect the "five-second rule." No longer content to save lives, doctors must now break into print, preferably with memoirs. It's like they talked to someone about what the 19th century looked like over the telephone. Roger Black tears into today's magazines' typefaces. Patricia Cornwell asks judge to stop other writer (who fled the country, fleeing her) from posting defamatory messages on the web. How mobile phones work "economic magic" in micro-markets. Pope condemns capitalism and Marxism as "systems that marginalize God." French and British complain the most about work; Irish whine the least. Ireland claims Obama (now, O'Bama) as one of its own. Notes on the odd hobby of plane spotting in Toronto; notes on the future that never was. Spielberg and Jackson to share producing duties for three Tintin movies. Story of a pet lion in London who traveled by Bentley and ate in fine restaurants.