16 August 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 16 Aug 2007 Army suicides hit a 26-year high, with 99 deaths in the past 12 months. Conspiracy theorists, take note: Rumsfeld resigned one day earlier than thought, and was wearing a tinfoil hat. Memphis heat wave plagues Elvis fans gathered for 30th anniversary of his death. With $190 million riding on a shady will, Brooke Astor won't go gentle into that good night. Travelocity fined $183,000 for booking trips to Cuba, tries the old "technical issues corrected years ago" defense. Australian researchers prove you want to live on the right side of the bunny fence. "When she started puking green, that's when I knew something wasn't right." Description of swallowing magnets almost as painful as swallowing magnets. Russian town offers half-day sex holiday to combat a declining birthrate. Russia also sending thousands of sniper rifles to Venezuela, leaving observers worried and confused. Arthur Miller had a secret son born with Downs syndrome and hidden for life. Teenager's initiative leads to T.G.I. Friday's "Autism Family Night." In today's feature, Andrew Womack proves that 1984's Chuck Norris was Nick Cave. Video: Investigative journalist finds Filipino prisoners weren't thrilled to dance to "Thriller." Starbucks and the web: Wedded for life.
