16 June 2003

New York's currently: funnin' 'n' sunnin'

Spurs beat Nets for NBA championship.

Margaret Atwood on George Orwell.

Thirteen-year-old Indian boy breeding beetles inside his body. (They're over a half-centimeter long.)

So I had to make the little man acquainted, for the first time, with gingerbread; and he seemed to be greatly pleased until he had eaten a considerable quantity – when he began to discover that it was not quite the thing to make a meal of. Hawthorne looks after his five-year-old son.

Nude British comedian scares shark to death. [Insert joke about nude British comedy jumping the shark here.] Related: the Benny Hill songbook (with tablature!)

It actually sounds like the premise of a porn movie, but it's not: It's porn school.

Cow fumes are destroying the ozone layer.

Disturbing Canadian domestic violence PSAs.

We like Eric Stoltz, and he has a new Showtime series: Out of Order.

Moreso than we ever thought before, cow fumes (burps, etc.) are destroying the ozone layer.

The speed at which a CD will explode.

I love taco night.