16 June 2009: Morning By The Morning News — 16 Jun 2009 Iran's council agrees to recount some ballots; Mousavi, fellow opposition candidates call for a new election. Japan fears new demographic of men who like walks, don't like spending money or having sex. Report: 90% of Waking Hours Spent Staring at Glowing Rectangles. Run on virtual bank in Eve Online video game offers world economy a lesson on allowing banks to fail. Life lessons learned from Dungeons and Dragons. I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can't swim. FML. P.E.T.A. wants Pike Place fishmongers to think of the dead fish before hurling them, asks if dead kittens or lambs would be so photogenic. Taiwan's professional tug-of-war team fights for victory and political recognition. In Indonesia, honor-system cafes fight corruption. Maybe a little alcohol is good for you; some scientists say it's the ones who can have just a little who are healthier. New findings indicate language influences cognition more than previously thought. "Try saying 'puppy' without using your lips and tongue." Dogs can speak our language--sort of. A chat with farmer, corporate comedian, and Bill Clinton impersonator Damian Mason.
