16 March 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 16 Mar 2007 Baptist minister opens at least two cans of worms when he suggests 1) homosexuality may be biological; and 2) the Bible mandates its prenatal treatment. Why did your employees ejaculate into my mother's milkshake? McDonalds fields questions from the public. In good news for squeamish paramedics, chest compressions prove as effective as full-on mouth-to-mouth. Help cure cancer with a gaming console through Stanford's Folding@home project. It's unsettling that Johnson & Johnson buys up every negative Splenda-related domain name in existence. Being arrested in India in the summertime is appealing, olfactorily speaking. Time magazine relaunches with a new design and a newly lachrymose Reagan. David Bowie gets a byline, gets nostalgic. Longish read: The story of the man who won the right for mental patients to refuse their meds. Paranoia born of Da Vinci mysteries (both real and fictionalized) played a role in artist's suicide. Monroe/Kennedy conspiracy theorists, today is your day. Sinbad is not dead. ...And we proudly present this weekend's cocktail party icebreaker.
