16 May 2005 By The Morning News — 16 May 2005 New York's currently: riding the subways for another summer beneath Bud Light ads featuring models the color of beer Rumsfeld wants money for better blitzkrieg-ing--the 10-30-30 plan--while military officials want to finish the job. Turnout for Ethiopia's election noted as "dramatic improvement." $50,000 nuclear scanner will tell you if your wine is corked. I do have knowledge of what it means to live on a dime. Steve Martin on writing. Evangelicals use by-the-book business tactics to win religious market share. The Litblog Co-op recommends you read Case Histories by Kate Atkinson. If you wanted to flatter me, one excellent way would be to call me a pork person. Notes from the unpleasant business of pig farming. Comics recommended by veteran writer Alan Moore (Watchmen); Iraqi cartoonists draw black humor. Op: Pressure on Sudan must cover all bases where the government sponsors atrocities. Learn latte art. Fascinating results from designing Palestine. NYPD detective works Israel beat, one of several liason officers with allegiances. Russian oil tycoon Khodorkovsky found guilty on at least four charges; Top Krelimin officials allegedly made millions by selling oil to Saddam. Do you like burgers? Do you really like burgers? Do you really, really like burgers? Anthony Lane: Finally, Star Wars is over. It's not easy being accused of kissing Cameron Diaz on Mother's Day. My jury had to decide whether or not to give this kid the death penalty. The worst wedding toast ever.