16 May 2008: Afternoon By The Morning News — 16 May 2008 Dutch cartoonist arrested on hate-speech grounds after depicting a gay Christian and Muslim zombie marriage. How to make your eye feel like it's closed, when it's actually open. San Diego Zoo, prison merge. A cat and mouse cause a 72-hour power failure in Albania. Zimbabwe issues $500 million bill. Whitepages.com tries to keep up in a social networking world. Klein: Natural disasters may be a repressive regime's greatest threat. On the lasting friendship of David Mamet and Ed O'Neill. The excitement has already begun for Lincoln's birthday bicentennial next February, in the form of books, museums, and Liam Neeson. Videos: In case you feel like writing a song with a mustachioed Rivers Cuomo. See also: the day there was no news.
