16 November 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 16 Nov 2007 Review of the eight most likely contenders for Lebanon's president. The (sad) week in review for baseball as Jeter gets taken to the cleaners and Bonds, possibly to jail. No locks, no keys: Belgium has now gone 156 days without a national government. British nukes prior to the Blair era were protected by bicycle locks. Business Week concludes, "Kids, more expense than they're worth." To show the Ashcroft era is over, the spirit of Justice is nude again. Writers' personal ads on Craigslist ostensibly seek a soul mate, but what they're really looking for is an audience. In case you weren't in the audience, greatest hits from Radioheads streaming TV station. Friend of TMN Peter Rojas's new Rcrd Lbl, bringing you the best in new free and legal mp3s. Southeastern drought may drive up Christmas tree prices. List of 2007's most desired toys. 'Tis the season for these kinds of stories: some Santas in Australia are warned not to say "ho ho ho."