16 September 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: writing books, going to weddings
White House wants consequences for Iraq if Hussein doesn't disarm; Saudi Arabia may allow U.S. to use its air bases for attacks.
Dissident Iraqi nuclear scientist says Saddam is months away from having the bomb.
Absolute nightmare: Pauline Nyiramasuhuko, Rwanda's Minister of Rape.
Keiko has a hard time fitting in: The integration of Free Willy into Iceland.
Seinfeld accepts the challenge: Tour the Upper West Side with a reporter, get material, do new stand-up routine based on said material eight hours later.
al-Jazeera reporter fears for his life after his former interviewee Ramzi Bainalshibh, suspected Sept. 11 coordinator, is arrested.
See, Cindy Brettschneider, who owns the house, says the house has mold. And Cindy, who is trying to sell it for $335,000, is allergic to mold. And Leslie, no stranger to toxic filth, is not. Woman asks 'Austin's favorite cross-dresser' Leslie Cochran to watch house, annoy neighbors.
Scientist predicts next Mars expedition to cast Kevin Kline and Will Smith, possibly that Shakespeare dude.
Billy Joel has everything in the world, except: a) respect, and b) a woman.
Amy Fisher writes column about...are older men really more attractive?
