17 December 2001 By The Morning News — 17 Dec 2001 No comedians here: Gunmen attempt coup in Haiti. In last stand measure, Arafat calls for end of all attacks against Israel. India vows consequences for attack on parliament. Clinton & Schumer chase after the $20M Bush promised in his stature-making catcalls to firemen. The political brokering, compromising, and deal-moving that made Bush's education bill a success in Congress. Vivendi picks up U.S.A. Networks' entertainment assets for $10.3B. A long look at China's business culture as it builds its entry into the WTO. Torture still popular in China's official procedures. On defending cannibalism: One man's friend is another's dinner. Three recent shows offer insight to the art world of Paris, now! The story of Sidney Gottlieb, CIA assassination-chemist. Holy shit! Another Franzen article! And this one's good!