17 October 2003
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: shaking like a Polaroid
U.N. Security Council unanimously backs U.S. resolution for multinational force in Iraq led by U.S, though key allies say no more money, no more troops.
Aaron Boone bats the Yanks to Florida.
Catholicism for everyone: Confessions inside the Grouphug.
Proof of Sadaam's illicit bio-weapons called phooey, despite place in speeches by Dub-Dub, Cheney, Powell.
Russian prison tattoos.
Dub-Dub meets Arnold: 'Some accuse us both of not being able to speak the language.'
Staten Island ferry pilot passed out at the wheel, no skipper to guide him.
Free Rush Limbaugh!
Broken water main floods Washington Heights.
Around the grave-site for middlebrow culture, a top-100-books list is balled up and dropped down the hole.
Clip of Tim Hawkinson describing his Überorgan.
Reckless rollerskating endangers Greenwich Village, 70 years ago.
Adam Ant begs you: Save the Gorilla.
Hitchens on what it means to be English, yet another dose from the man with a 26-hour clock.
Cabinets of curiosity by famous designers, including Maira Kalman. Related: Drawings by Vojislav Jakic,
About her butt I am speaking / Superlatively large / So large it is, I cannot believe / For it is conspicuous / Disgusting!