18 December 2007: Morning

  • Following Russian delivery of nuclear fuel, White House says Iran doesn't need to enrich, since they're having it sent in.
  • U.S. picks its allies in Iraq, hands Turkey intelligence on Kurdish rebels' locations.
  • Castro, who turned over power to his brother last year and hasn't been seen in public since, hints that he may be retiring.
  • Because everybody likes Letterman better, he'll be allowed to return with his writers--Leno, O'Brien will be back, but sans scribes.
  • Egyptians compete for piousness, checking who's the bigger zebibah--the dark circle of forehead skin from praying.
  • "For us Finns, it's not a negative symbol." But others may raise eyebrows at your silver swastika ring.
  • The perils of staging a living nativity--from hefty insurance policies to taming donkeys, four-month-olds.
  • "[It's] amusing that a song that has been one of the best-loved Christmas tunes should suddenly have been deemed offensive." Radio 1 to censor "faggot" and "slut" from the Pogues' "Fairytale of New York."
  • An explanation of why "Hot or Not" is the best way to elect a president.
  • How to hack an automatic faucet in a public restroom.
  • In this month's In Hindsight, Nicole Pasulka hunts the superbug throughout the year in news.
  • Plague and pestilence aside, medieval peasants' lifestyle--weak beer, lots of vegetables, manual labor--was the epitome of health.
  • San Francisco mayor proposes fees on stores that sell drinks with high-fructose corn syrup.
  • The "contentious academic forum" that is the consumer-written online product review.