18 January 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 18 Jan 2007 We can stop watching for space aliens--it's going to take them 10 billion years to find us, after all. Last night one of your buddies called me twice even asking me to be on his TV show... You have to chill this guy out. Don't ask N.H. State Rep. Burridge to legalize it. President Kalam really should avoid asking Yahoo! Answers these types of questions. The Secret Lives of Canadians: Dividing by seven to win their sweepstakes. Venezuela snuggles up to Iran with a $2 billion international investment fund agreement. Wal-Mart posts deceptive signage in their "organic" department. Golden Gate suicides nearly doubled in 2006. Older: Why do so many people take that leap, anyway? "Most people are too willing to sit and watch 'Who Loves Raymond?'" said Wolffe, who also does not pay taxes. Fiscal standoff in New Hampshire. They run to the bathroom and passionately tug each other's beards--"rejoicing in the hands," it's called.