18 July 2003

New York's currently: an imaginary western

Developments in case of British WMD dossier ‘sex-up:' Ministry of Defense Adviser has gone missing, an unidentified body has been found in connection.

Those who want to send a message to President Bush must now navigate as many as nine Web pages and fill out a detailed form that starts by asking whether the message sender supports White House policy or differs with it. Sending an email to the White House just got a lot more difficult.

You missed it: The recession has officially been over since November 2001.

No Hollywood blockbuster ending: chances of killer asteroid hitting earth have been downgraded.

I didn't think it would ever be popular, but there were a lot of chicks out there with the J. Lo body, and they wore sweaters around their waists because they were told that they had fat asses. Looking back with Sir Mix-a-Lot.

It's True: Las Vegas company charges men up to $10,000 to shoot naked, running women with paintball guns.

Grandpa...'70s ski vest...Bingo! No: Hipster Bingo!

Speaking of the lovely Ms. Moore, the word on the street is that she's involved in a May-December romance with none other than future 'Where Are They Now' candidate Asheton Koosher. The Onion's Jackie Harvey on what's shaking in the world of entertainment.

Deciding the fate of a pack of wild chihuahuas.

He says drunkenly: We're doing the programme because I'm a complete s**t and we're trying to make me less of a s**t. Di ex-boyfriend talks about affair.

Ugly Dress: the world's ugliest bridemaids' dresses.