18 March 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 18 Mar 2008 Whether or not lawmakers can affect the economy, the candidates will start stumping to that effect. Fla. Democrats say they don't want to re-vote by mail, abandon attempt at a do-over. New N.Y. governor Paterson and his wife admit to past affairs. The Conservative party is now groovier than anyone could have imagined. Labour party protests Smiths-homage photo of Tory leader at Salford Lads Club. Researchers unsure why, as Americans increase consumption of leafy greens, food-borne illnesses rise exponentially. Geography is not dead: High-schooler spots a Frosted Flake shaped like Illinois, auctions it on eBay. System for student surveillance actually monitors--and hinders--their teachers. New book offers a Cold War-era peek below the submarine-infested Arctic ice. Russia introduces a vodka for "upwardly mobile women," doctors brace for addiction recovery. Audio: Cigarettes won't buy happiness. It sounds like Arsenic and Old Lace...but it doesn't have Cary Grant. In L.A., a pair of diabolical old ladies. Forensic tests at Charles Manson's ranch reveal evidence of buried bodies. Video: From 1971, a terrifying commercial for the opening of Walt Disney World. Photos of tiny cars throughout history.
