19 August 2005
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: the instrumental version
Rocket fired at U.S. naval ships in Jordan, one Jordanian soldier killed.
In Iraq, Sunni leaders attacked while discussing voter registration, four U.S. soldiers killed, Baghdad judge assassinated near green zone.
Protests continue as Israeli army forces Gaza evacuation, with 80 percent of settlers cleared.
The Army is actually a whole lot of fun. Picture this: You get up--ten, eleven, whatever's good for you. The New Army Recruiting Pamphlet.
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Hundreds contract severe intestinal illness at central New York water play area.
Airline hostess, nurse, or teacher? It's the Exciting Game of Career Girls board game from 1966.
Don't take your shirt off onstage unless you're Iggy Pop. Rock band don'ts.
How many cups of anything caffeinated would it take to kill, specifically, you?
I think there are plenty of people out there who don't read books and who are none the worse for it--my mum for one.
All of Orwell, nicely formatted and ready to read, including "In Defence of English Cooking" and "Why I Write."
Grammatical gender tricks.
Can scientists save the banana from extinction?
Learn how to flip your pen like everyone on the debate squad.
Watching my body slowly fall apart.
NASA still trying to sort safety issues, says no new shuttle missions until March.
Dick Cavett and rock stars.
What happens when a punk festival is cancelled and all the fans are left stranded in Trenton? Hand gestures.
