19 February 2001 By The Morning News — 19 Feb 2001 Windows XP will be Gates's first product as chief software architect.More than half of America used the Internet last year.There's a three percent chance that when Mir crashes in March, it will hit land.The New Yorker hopes to have a lasting website. Too bad it sucks.Attention poor performance artists: Madison Ave. endorses "guerilla marketing."Big tobacco signs up Amish labor to grow luddite weed.Poor Peter Parker: Stan Lee Media goes bankrupt.Any handheld with PocketPC will have Flash built in.NASA insists it landed on the moon.The content-free gallery: at least they admit it.Oprah is the Harold Bloom of television.Nike will allow you to brand your own shoes, but not with the names of child laborers.
