19 May 2011: Morning By The Morning News — 19 May 2011 CDC inspects "Bizarre Bits" collection over the exhibit of a possible smallpox scab from 1876. Now the most expensive art photo ever: Cindy Sherman's Untitled #96 auctions for $3.89 million. Contrary to belief, private prisons cost more per inmate--and rarely take the infirm--aka the unprofitable. "I saw dollar signs, because no one has more pets per capita and more rapture-believing Christians than the good old U.S.A." A legacy for who? There's nobody left. There is no legacy. Q&A with the engineer-turned-theologian who predicts Judgment Day on Saturday. TMN's Eric Feezell: When the rapture comes, will you have adequate protective gear to bust through your ceiling while ascending? Controversial Chinese fertilizer creates watermelons so large they burst open, creating fields of fruity "land mines." Over-the-counter genetic testing can match offspring to the right sport. Health benefits, lack of regulation have spawned an unlikely--and booming--market for human breast milk. Cannes bans Von Trier over Hitler remarks; the director says he just wanted to talk about this shit. Times invites readers to play doctor, guess the diagnosis, feed their hypochondria. Scotland Yard refuses to release unredacted Ripper files: revealing 19th-century informants could dissuade snitches today. I regret to inform you that my wedding to Captain Von Trapp has been canceled.