19 October 2005
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: making more coffee than necessary
Conservatives pleased to hear candidate Miers once favored outlawing abortion.
Military makes more than $120 million off on-base slot machines.
Twenty-eight percent of Iraqi vets return home with health problems.
Final results for Iraq's new constitution won't be announced until Friday.
The alleged crimes of Saddam.
I was raped by a doctor. Which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl. Sarah Silverman doesn't care if you think she's a racist, as long as you think she's thin.
Watch for today's Gary Benchley give-away!
Red Cross overreported Katrina evacuees staying in hotels--by 400,000.
God makes waves as Dover school board trial hears first expert intelligent design witness, and Berkeley gets sued on all fronts for promoting evolution.
Geologists try to explain how a landslide started a forest fire.
No more umbrellas! Christopher Brodeur's exciting list of innovations if he's elected NYC's mayor.
Shake Shack now serves breakfast? Shake Shack now serves breakfast!
ATF agent goes deep undercover, busts Mongols gang, writes bestseller book; Mongols post-prison now consult on the film version.
Hurricane Wilma upgraded to Category 5.
United Airlines to begin boarding people Wilma-style--window seats first, then middle, then aisle.
Queen of Radio Wendy Williams secretly wants to please her parents.
Strunk & White's Elements of Style now illustrated by Maira Kalman, also available as a song cycle. See also, Candide with Chris Ware.
He liked to sip fizzy pop or tea. New evidence suggests Dylan Thomas was a light drinker.
Americans adore British fantasy for its mildly anaesthetic romance.
Chefs and bloggers may mock her, but Rachael Ray is pure pop fun. For non-fans, cooking for engineers.
Zagat reviews too rude to include.
