19 September 2006
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: no tengo dinero
When slipshod Canadian intelligence and nightmarish U.S. interrogators work together, one innocent computer engineer pays the price.
If John McCain wants to pick up Bush devotees' votes in 2008, he has to start singing a different tune about torture.
The man who will likely be Japan's new PM worries his nation's neighbors with new talk of patriotism.
Sexually harassed Army specialist can't bring herself to return to Iraq, faces charges of desertion.
Q: If the Pope is infallible, how can he make a mistake? A: Quoting doesn't count.
In 2003, government figures show 17,107 farmers in India committed suicide--debt and despair are the likely causes.
U.S. voting machine can be opened with a hotel minibar key, though votes are still cheaper than the peanuts.
After 30 years of work, J.R.R. Tolkien's son, now 81, completes his father's final novel.
Shocking but true: High school drop-outs not so into civic involvement, opera.
Early admissions at Ivy Leagues on the way out, now your kid will never be civically involved.
Fall Season Death Watch 2006 is the new fantasy football.
Costumed art student hides among terracotta warriors, Chinese more amused than annoyed.
Willie Nelson, band members cited for marijuana, mushroom possession.
TMN needs a fall intern--is it you?
Mets clinch first NL East title in 18 years.
"If we could turn Congress into one big A.A. meeting, where people would be required to say what they mean and mean what they say, it would be a lot better Congress."
The New Yorker, haiku'd.
Video: Nothing says "party" in a music video like Ron Jeremy mixing drinks and a grinning orangutan.
Scientists think your body may be filled with tiny cancers that don't go anywhere.
Newsbiscuit: Like The Onion, but British--"humour," you know.
Has Gary Benchley become a meme?
