2 April 2007: Afternoon

Supreme Court rules that EPA has the right, possibly the obligation, to regulate automobile emissions.

Critics claim New York treats child prostitutes like prostitutes first and children second.

U.K. and Argentina commemorate 25th anniversary Falklands War, vow revenge; meanwhile, Falklanders themselves seek to lure in cruise ships.

I forgot why I got grounded, but I certainly don't like it. Small town abuses letter-to-the-editor column.

President Bush declines throwing baseball's opening pitch for second year in row, joining the ranks of Wilson and Nixon as spoil sports.

Why are there no female Major League umpires? And how do swimmers keep getting faster?

The sole woman on FBI's Most Wanted List was arrested Saturday.

New Mexico's "Tamalewood" aims to take on its California-based big brother.

Conservative Ukrainians are not happy their Eurovision entrant is a drag queen. We, however, are quite pleased.

The disciples were probably tripping when they saw him walking on water. Hip-hop congregation endorses scripture, krumping.

If your evening plans so require: a free ransom note generator.

If your dinner plans so require: mashed potato meat cake.

Nation's biggest school bus maker beats auto industry to the plug-in hybrid punch. (School buses always win.)

Code-named "Dark Porcelain," Google said its "Toilet Internet Service Provider" (TiSP) works with Microsoft Corp.'s new Windows Vista operating system. Not funny, Google. Not funny. (See original.)