2 April 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 02 Apr 2008 Infamous 2003 Justice Dept. memo that excluded interrogators from law has now been made public. [Prime Minister] Kanerva's texting has proved his undoing because it has raised the hackles of Finland's long suffering women. International poll shows the next president--any of them, in fact--could heal the U.S.'s image. Op: Willpower is in a finite resource; a recession could help you realize your limits. Video: Graphing the relations between life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and 471 cable TV channels. In Britain, 200,000 teachers strike--someone almost says "think of the children." April Fool's antics: Google and Virgin colonize Mars, invite you to become a settling pioneer. More April Fool's: Italian researchers claim poltergeists are real. Rating science-fiction concepts by how soon they might become reality. Switzerland may soon outlaw the frowned-upon cat fur trade. Sussing the truth about diesel: Is it really the more eco-friendly ride? The maze that's a lock that guards your house against unauthorized--or impatient--entry.
