2 December 2005
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: wishing the "zero for an operator" option applied to all conversations
Justice Department lawyers decided DeLay's redistricting plan was illegal, but top officials overruled them.
Wide view of the many groups (insert hydra metaphor, Iolaus's torch, etc.) that make up Iraq's insurgency.
Third suicide blast in three days kills one, injures 30 in Bangladesh.
"I like soft ears" and other phrases pronounced by "healing partner" doll designed for nighttime use by lonely elderly.
NME accused (sans proof) of doctoring their year-end music poll (see accusation here).
U.S. executes 1000th person since 1976; death sentences at lowest level in three decades.
Op: If the state shouldn't kill Crips co-founder Tookie Williams, then it shouldn't kill anybody.
New England states move on without Massachusetts to curb power plant emissions.
BlackBerry may be forced to halt service soon, and addicts are tweaking.
Smokers and dippers can no longer work at the World Health Organization.
Op: Your goat-giving selflessness may not be appreciated this holiday season.
Lobster boy's fifth-grade report card.
RFK's former assistant suspected of murder--at least according to his old Wikipedia profile.
Despite poor grades, athletes use $400 diploma to reach college.
Podcast: Ricky Gervais starting Monday.
From the founders of ArtKrush, Calling Marcel brings together artists and opportunities (grants, prizes, etc.).
Apartment therapy launches The Kitchen, a food blog about cooking (not restaurants).
Chris Ware appreciation comic.
Burglar dives out back window; back window a bit too small.
"Secret Satan" is the single greatest holiday anthem about worshiping the denizens of the lower realms ever! Your new favorite press release.
