2 February 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 02 Feb 2007 Mayor Newsom to San Francisco: I did have sexual relations with that woman, and am I ever sorry. TBS CEO to Boston: We are responsible for that marketing campaign, and do we ever feel bad you guys freaked out so hard. Serbia to Kosovo: You are ours, forever. Unlike missing art and antiquities, there is no official registry for hot wine. Find eBay auctions that aren't receiving bids because of misspellings. Rush Limbaugh nominated for Nobel; prize committee urges nominators not to publish their proposals. Staten Island would like you know it has a groundhog too. How to hunt, dress, and prepare gray squirrel. You season with salt, you flavor with pepper. Sarah Hepola in today's Digest laughs at others' tragedies. Why doesn't Hitchens find women funny? Because he's scared. Video: David Sedaris on the Stadium Pal, a self-adhesive condom/catheter. See also, Conan beats Serena at (Wii) tennis.
