2 June 2006 By The Morning News — 02 Jun 2006 New York's currently: outsourcing its nuptials Investigation complications since Haditha didn't become a criminal case until four months after being reported. Man shot during east London anti-terror raid. Army engineers say hurricane protection system in Louisiana was a system in name only. Government asks internet providers for two years of your web surfing. World powers agree on rewards and punishments for Iran--but not "sanctions," since China and Russia refuse. Earth's million-year forecast shows disasters galore. Mix-up after car crash means families bury, care for wrong girls. Today in TMN's Digest: Sarah Hepola showcases all the interpretative dance you'll ever need. Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted--enough to make Kerry president. All the Dutch Pedophile Party really wants is free train travel for all. Video: Musical descent of spacecraft. How to insure your special body part. Olmert: "One more suicide bombing and I'll give them whatever they want." Hevesi regrets claiming Senator Schumer will assassinate George W. Bush. This weekend: Opening of the green dollhouse, start of a Kubrick festival. Boat leaves Senegal with 52 people bound for Spain's Canary Islands, found months later near Barbados. Jay McInerney's food blogging greatest hits. Teenager left home alone to do the washing up blows roof off house accidentally. Want a simpler way to save money? Try the 60 percent solution. Pressed to raise test scores, schools cancel or teach recess. Spellers booted on "siphonapterology" and "attrahent"; 13-year-old Katharine Close from New Jersey wins with "ursprache." Actor Carlos Sanchez--the Colombian coffee icon--hangs up his poncho for the last time. At home with Garrison Keillor. Mp3s: Synth Noir.
