2 March 2011: Afternoon
By The Morning News
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Egypt's revolution has been instantly commercialized, with all products made in China.
Mideast turmoil appears to have shaken Israel-Palestinians issue loose--Israel willing to proceed with limited talks.
Op: Keep Israel Jewish, freeze settlements.
See also: New housing for Jews approved in east Jerusalem.
Chronicle of porn banker's bad luck: his vanity movie fails, then his business fails, now he's down and out.
Earthquake forces official Wizard of New Zealand to relocate.
Germany loses Defense Minister, now known as Baron zu Googleberg, to plagiarism scandal.
Chicago economist receives $10 million to track preschoolers into adulthood--some kids receiving benefits, some not.
Pictures of mutatos, non-perfect fruits and vegetables disliked by official standards.
Case study in Twitter customer response finds Zappos scoring, United Airlines failing.
Unrelated video: Thom Yorke smashes dead fish on washer-dryer.
Profile of Natalie Portman and other high-profile actors who possess "serious scientific credentials."
Long read: David Wain from The State on "the Ricky Gervais model," in which sitcoms are finite.
Steve Jobs's Syrian father resists being called "the father of invention" since his girlfriend gave their son up for adoption.
Gays turned away from Creation Museum Date Night.
