2 May 2006 By The Morning News — 02 May 2006 New York's currently: developing an allergy for every situation Hundreds of thousands of immigrants skip work, school in peaceful protests across the U.S. Yesterday's demonstrations employed multiple tactics--though some proved more successful than others. Iraqi army graduation turns ugly when Sunni grads are told they will have to serve outside their province, prompting fears of run-ins with Shiite death squads. David Blaine begins goldfish act in Lincoln Center. Passages from a third novel, Sophie Kinsella's Can You Keep a Secret?, show up in Kaavya Viswanathan's book; we think you can do better. Qatar announces $60 million in grants for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Puerto Rico's schools and federal offices shut down until government finds some more money. Egypt's "important civilizing step" is a single Cairo-wide call to prayer. Inflation soars out of control in Zimbabwe; price of toilet paper hits $417 a sheet. Anna Nicole Smith wins her Supreme Court case. The court rules unanimously that Anna Nicole looks better than she has looked in years. What if the Court ruled for cable? "The thing that always gets me is watching people send emails." Twenty years of sloppy Hollywood versions of the internet. No intersection: the 10 sexiest cars for 2006, the 10 most fuel-efficient cars for 2006. The Vatican rethinks its position on condoms. Archbishop of York gets in touch with the younger generation by wearing a hoodie. "I always call him Lewis Carroll Carroll, because he was the first Humbert Humbert." The Photography of Lewis Carroll. The top 10 creepiest Depeche Mode songs. Looking for a Starbucks? You won't find one here: The Starbucks delocator. Are we worthy of our kitchens?
