2 November 2006
By The Morning News
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Something to remember when you go out drinking this weekend: Nuclear power plants are neither gas stations nor toll booths.
John Kerry couldn't tell a joke in 2004, either.
All the cool kids have anti-social behavior disorders, and unpopular children want them bad.
Video: Ron Kind has learned his lesson, will never support science again.
After 47 rounds of voting, Guatemala and Venezuela decide to support their geographic middle for Security Council seat.
Before running off to farm in Canada, consider their pesticide regulations are among the world's worst.
Are ethanol's fuel-saving benefits useful, or do its costs already exceed its payoff?
Donald Trump paying 250 dollar a day for loving his country too much.
With 72 out of 100 Muslim staff members labelled terrorist threats, either Charles de Gaulle is staffed by bombers, or the French are overreacting.
Percentage of a chart which resembles Pac-man. See also, endangered ugly things.
U.S. and Israel aren't impressed by Blair's secret chats with sneaky Syria.
Lebanon's pro-Syrian president objects to international court in the Hariri murder case, considered essential to stability.
Georgia is determined to antagonize Russia, thinking the U.S. has its back; it thinks wrong.
Kerry apologizes twice for insulting soldiers in Iraq, forgetting to thank the sympathetic media.
We can all agree: It's been a long campaign season of foot-in-mouth disease.
Bushenfreude is raging, wherein high-income beneficiaries of Bush tax cuts fund Democratic candidates.
Post-Abramoff, Indian tribe contributions to congressional candidates are down 30 percent.
Fifty-two percent of registered voters polled will vote Democrats; 33 percent will support Republicans.
Author William Styron dies from penumonia at 81.
With book sales down, publishers are pushing literature in unlikely places, e.g., butcher shops, Anthropologie, etc.
Authors, seeking a good review or award? Why not have your publisher blurb you one?
A song for Obama.
List of 100 big names arranges chairs for the mysterious International Media Council.
Hertzmann: To cook food exactly as you desire, begin by understanding how heat works.
The inspiring story of Kiva's microcredit system in Uganda, and how Frontline bombed its servers.
Volver has been widely reviewed, now let's take a moment to concentrate on the glory of the masterful Penélope Cruz.
Analyzing what the Tate Modern gets right vs. what MoMA gets wrong--e.g., must all food be served by waiters?
Directions on how to reach the Valhalla of customer service (see also, the gethuman database).
Souvenirs replace objects in tourism photos.
Photos of animal treadmills.
Non-scientific scientific things collected: Anti-nature supernaturals, glacial Russian mobsters, and drug-addicted pets.
Eight things you may not believe about Bob Barker.
Many sites to waste your time between today's deadlines.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. Forty things that only happen in movies.
