20 December 2000 By The Morning News — 20 Dec 2000 Email is being heralded everywhere as the next best thing.Cometh the hour, cometh the man: with no reaction on Wall St. to the President-elect, enter Greenspan.Sony moves forty thousand fake dogs in four weeks.Apple may take the most heat, but it's still the strongest.Two rigorous studies find no link between cell phones and brain cancer (though a surprising connection found with poor etiquette, frosted perms, and shouting).Online ad spending slowed in November, suggesting a peak. [wsj]The Fool explains the fool in each of us: why dot-consultants have done poorly.Remember playing Pitfall? Some people never stopped: the perfect game of snakes and ladders.Advanced placements tests now want Java, not C++.Onvia.com cuts 180.Robot26 has some nice coding and a section about robots and monkeys. Thank god.An original mind: how Aldous Huxley avoided the conventions of his time.Vote for Chris Christmas Rodriguez.