20 December 2006: Evening By The Morning News — 20 Dec 2006 The Wednesday Digest authors--Huey, A-Dub, and Rosiepants--share their favorite mp3s of 2006. Muslims accuse Baltimore schools of teaching Islam wrong. Minnesota representative uses the Koran for his swearing-in ceremony; Virginia rep. opens big mouth, inserts Islamophobic foot. Islamophobe writes guide in case you find yourself both Muslim and on an airplane. Israelis appreciate Borat because "it's sort of like a wink to the Hebrew speaker." We can establish a family that is warm and sexless. Personal ads posted on Asexual Marriage Net, a marriage broker website in China. Saul Bellow's son wants to bring back the pamphlet, and he wants your blog to help him. Cocaine rap takes vibrant wordplay to an inventive extreme. Sasha Frere-Jones's best songs and albums of 2007; Musicians' favorite albums of 2006. Questions you hadn't thought of asking answered by a graphic designer. Five "retarded" online Christmas videos. Need vintage Christmas music? Fear not, the internet--ho ho ho!--has got your back. Photos of Festivus poles, including the Wisconsin Governor's.