20 February 2009: Morning
By The Morning News
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Economy blamed for reduction in shark attacks.
Video: Chicago trading floor Tea Party looks unlikely, despite rabble-rouser's best efforts.
It was possible to see the screens at the top of the room, most of our section of the floor, and many, many bald spots. Nicole Pasulka learns to trade at the Chicago exchange.
In 1938, a group of thinkers in Paris saw the end of capitalism, and it looked like the beginning of a renewed, post-Depression society.
"It will be avant garde, technically... We're going beyond cutting-edge." RNC chairman Steele brings change, hip-hop.
Burger joint/hip-hop museum opens in Hollis, Queens, celebrating Run-DMC and other local rap legends.
Op: Let's sort out the space traffic jam now, before satellite collisions block its use altogether.
His party was going to be vibrant and possibly have balloons. Don't show your neighbors how fun the party you're not inviting them to will be.
Ben Mathis-Lilley tells us not to worry, we've got evidence Conan's going to kill as the new Tonight Show host.
From a very different era in New York real estate, B.M.L. shows us around the Hyperbole Towers.
An "outstandingly strange year" for oddest book title competition (e.g., Baboon Metaphysics).
Turkey doesn't make you sleepy, and nine other medical myths.
U.K. authorities spoof weight-loss websites to educate about online scams--e.g., FatFoe, which you can't order.
