20 January 2006
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: trusting only Google for its porn searching needs
Bin Laden tape threatens new attacks against U.S., quotes opinion polls, offers truce to American people.
White House rejects truce, apparently forgetting it was offered to us, not them--yeesh.
Lengthy analysis from Justice Department shows domestic eavesdropping is absolutely legal.
Bush administration wants info from Google on America's porn searching habits--Google says no.
Wilson Pickett--"In the Midnight Hour," "Mustang Sally," "Land of 1000 Dances"--dies, age 64.
David Foster Wallace on how to record footnotes.
Further evidence that, without a sex scandal, nobody cares what's going on in Washington.
Republican National Committee to vote in opposition to Bush's guest-worker policy--they don't ever do this kind of thing, by the way.
Would France consider using nuclear weapons against terrorists? Hell oui.
Video: New Honda commercial pretty much like what would happen if that guy from Police Academy joined Rockapella. With equally unpleasant results.
When TV news won't cover the stories they want, news stars head over to NPR.
Nominate your favorite novels for the 2006 Morning News Tournament of Books!
The real difference between men and women: Men love to see just deserts.
Video: Ever-growing collection of duo's performances of Backstreet Boys covers in a Chinese men's dorm.
Iceland is totally over gasoline.
Beer companies worried that nobody drinks beer anymore, cite liquor companies as "the enemy."
Why, medically speaking, taking up cigarettes was a bad move for that woman who just received the face transplant.
Chinese nannies suddenly very popular for couples who hope for bilingual babies.
Edgar Allan Poe has a secret admirer.
Whoa, that's heavy: "The most comprehensive guide to Back to the Future filming locations on the internet."
