20 July 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 20 Jul 2007 Pakistan's Supreme Court reinstates its chief justice, declaring illegal Musharraf's earlier dismissal of him. Geologist opines the vast underground lake that many hoped could end the Darfur conflict likely dried up at least 5,000 years ago. The campsite had already taken on a pungent aroma by late Thursday. Harry Potter lines rivaling iPhone lines. British child helpline pulls in extra staff to deal with this weekend's potential Potter-related depression. American stores running scared after British chain announces a discount Deathly Hallows for $10. Lord of the Flies-style reality show skirts child labor laws by declaring itself a New Mexican summer camp. German zoo employees accused of killing their charges and selling the meat. "Rogue taxidermy" is an interesting, but disgusting, but interesting hobby. Father-son fascination with metal detecting pays off with an important Viking find in Britain. (Photos of the cache.) Woman suing a former classmate who took on her name as a porn star; and of course: the ever-reliable porn name generator. In today's Non-Expert, Eric Feezell talks a reader out of caticide and into therapy. Apparently they're letting women with small children work now and even be in Congress. Apparently. Russian high school curricula also not completely neutral on the subject of Putin and the U.S. Video: Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center puts on a 1,500-inmate Thriller.
