20 July 2010: Afternoon By The Morning News — 20 Jul 2010 Kafka's never-before-seen manuscripts create ownership dispute between his supposed inheritors and Israel. Account of the advantages of the beauty bias in every aspect of life. Analysts try to crack the identity of whoever bought all the cocoa beans in Europe. Judge upholds right to falsely claim a Purple Heart. Ecstasy can ease post-traumatic stress symptoms. Last summer's swimming holes were Dumpsters in Brooklyn; this summer, Bloomberg's opening them on Park Ave. We've been so used to complaining about BP, how will we complain now? Here's some ideas. Big Star bassist Andy Hummel dies--it's been a tough 10 months for the Big Star family. Former ToB judge David Rees will sharpen two of your pencils for $12.50 apiece--price includes shavings and a limited-edition poster. StatGeek analyzes A-Rod's past long balls to determine where his 600th home run will land. Sports writers assemble to discuss the only activity that can make you "jump involuntarily out of your seat and roar." I know Molly is the real hero, but if not for McCourt and his book, I have no idea where my career would be today. Today's must read: Real editors ship.
