20 June 2011: Afternoon By The Morning News — 20 Jun 2011 Taliban fighters who take Afghanistan's asylum offer require a security detail to survive in their new life. Health agencies find they can monitor a city's drug use by passively sampling its wastewater. KFC franchise to donate $1 to diabetes research for every "Mega Jug" of sweet tea sold. A danger for the disabled: when it's assumed sexual health education is unnecessary. You may not have noticed, but Dick has just compared a naked woman in the throes of orgasm to an electrified frog. Bad Philip K. Dick prose. How the William Styron Papers introduced Alexandra Styron to the father she thought she'd lost. Twenty years after the USSR's dissolution, Gorbachev has traded heroism for B-list celebritydom. One of the most popular books of the Third Reich was a collection of nude pics celebrating the "sun-browned member." Cricket as baseball replacement; what the fuck cricket is. Spongiforma squarepantsii joins the world of binomial nomenclature. Ode to milk: symbol of motherhood, cause and cure of disease, drink of pharaohs. Photos: Spinning your kids; dads catching foul balls. Flowchart: How Dad's favorite tunes dictate what's on your iPod. The aptly named-rebellious Perfectionist chooses his battles Wisely... The best of the worst of unsolicited band hype. Pew: With or without social networking, we'd be isolated and apathetic.
