20 March 2002
By The Morning News
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CIA Director calls Iran's behavior--currently interfering with allied interests in Afghanistan--"worse than schizoid;" mentally-disabled offended, for themselves, also themselves.
Zimbabwe opposition leader charged with treason for plotting to kill Mugabe.
Zimbabwe suspended from Commonwealth, with Mbeki and Obasanjo urging reform.
Italian economic advisor killed, helped government design reforms opposed by trade unions.
Rhode Island breaks off from U.S., encouraged by ice shelf.
HP's Fiorina claims victory in merger; rival Hewlett, HP scion, says margin too close.
Journalists fear the wrath of Reba Shimansky, letter-writer extraordinaire.
Shimansky sure to pursue staff of new Sun, soon to be coined "Death Star."
NBA injured lists are full of players who aren't actually injured. [wsj: sub. req.]
What America Eats Now: Real gourmets read Taste of Home with can opener in hand.
Czech Republic passes first law to eliminate light pollution.
James Wood's good but revoltingly clever review of Ian McEwan's excellent new novel, Atonement, candidate for TMN "Best Novel Read Recently" Award.
Bob Saget and Britney Spears discuss fame with 100 words.
