20 March 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 20 Mar 2007 Kitty Kelley not pleased with the Bush family's patriotic act of keeping their daughters at home. One family's story of trying to flee Iraq. Jordan refuses to characterize most fleeing Iraqis as "refugees," which violates international laws it hasn't signed. Elevating political discourse again, CNN wonders if John Edwards is too good looking. Nihilo sanctum estne? The slow death of print media continues as the WashPo runs more sectional front-page ads. Glass bridge extends over the Grand Canyon; e-vest will help you jump out a window. Texan electricity begins running on dead chickens. Organisms develop into species despite no sex in 40 million years. Video: Ricky Gervais goes to Africa. See also, Chris Ware for This American Life. As mentioned earlier, some of the more popular Ze Frank shows. Ideally, you prefer sleeping on the street or in the park most nights instead of at home. Roommate wanted for a West Village apartment. Attention Amway customers: Proctor & Gamble does not support satanism.