20 May 2003 By The Morning News — 20 May 2003 New York's currently: aspiring to be shitheels Supreme Court upholds Maine law, forcing drugmakers to discount prices if they want to sell to Medicaid. Ousted journalist Andrew Meldrum on how Ian Smith and Mugabe have destroyed Zimbabwe. One in five teenagers has sex before 15. When will it stop!? Tad Friend (with a fanny-pack) and Amanda Hesser take Paris by Segway. Related: The first Segway theft, reported. Schedule for 2003's SummerStage in Central Park (including Tindersticks, with orchestra). Not quite a Rockefeller, swindler Christopher Rocancourt gets a plea deal for four to five years. Paul Theroux on why he admires Hunter S Thompson. Ari Fleischer to resign this summer, though hopefully he'll learn to talk to his wife. Shocker: Big Bird wears slippers off-camera. Learn disco dancing! [warning: 38 MB movie] Gallery of Edward Gorey paperback covers. Five good deals on parking in New York. Audio interview with family of gravestone carvers.