20 September 2005
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: only 97 shopping days until Christmas
North Korea pledges to end its nu--wait, no, not until they get their nuclear reactor.
With North Korea, there may never be a final deal. Its history of unpredictability and reversals preclude that.
With tropical storm Rita now threatening the Gulf of Mexico, Mayor Nagin stops New Orleans reentry, orders new evacuation.
Florida Keys evacuate in anticipation of Rita; nobody on the Gulf is taking any chances this time.
Immigration and Customs appointee under fire for not having the right résumé. No word yet on work with Arabian horses.
"Think of it as Apollo on steroids." NASA scientists can barely control themselves, they're so excited about going back to the Moon.
A very good idea: A "Not-to-Do" list.
Simon Wiesenthal, Holocaust survivor and the man who brought 1,100 Nazi war criminals to justice, dies at age 96.
British forces break into Basra jail to free troops accused of firing on Iraqi police.
"Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves." Welcome to the Bush administration's War on Porn.
Trial gets underway against Port Authority for 1993 World Trade Center attack.
Ian McEwan can hardly give his books away (well, not his books, but ones he owns).
Alternate lab analysis of New Orleans water claims E. Coli in much higher concentrations.
Little Chef is a place where baked beans count as vegetables and a single slice of white bread qualifies as a side dish ($1.60 extra, butter included).
White House procurement official arrested for obstructing criminal investigation of Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff.
Intelligent design, but by unintelligent designers.
