21 April 2011: Morning By The Morning News — 21 Apr 2011 On Wednesday, Bernanke will become the first Fed chairman to hold a press conference. With some species more threatened than others, potentially endangered animals face a very long waiting list. TV on the Radio's Gerard Smith loses battle with lung cancer--he was 36. If convicted, the mastermind behind the U.S.S. Cole bombing will be first U.S. military execution since 1961. In another time, this Prince William look-alike would be enlisted as a royal decoy. The particle would need to be blown into the air while the sample was still fresh and be inhaled directly into someone's lung. No longer a health risk, public spitting divides opinion. Hong Kong airline crew encouraged to use martial arts against unruly passengers. Phone sex company close to purchasing every remaining 1-800 number in the nation. Scandinavia: Building a greener way to transport semen samples. Federal government allows two major poker sites to reopen--though only to return players' winnings. Long read: David Shapiro profiles the "unsubtle" drug lords of the internet. Paul Collins traces the etymology of "shit-faced." A primer to calculator spellings.