21 December 2005
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: learning how to drive a subway train
Just before negotiations with the workers' union broke down, the MTA proposed new demands that would have given it little savings.
The transit strike is costing NYC over $300 million a day, or maybe it's $440 million--in fact, none of these numbers are anywhere near right.
Reports indicate hundreds of transit workers have already crossed picket lines to return to work.
Judge rules "intelligent design" cannot be taught in classrooms and pens a great view on why it really isn't science.
Wiretapping couldn't have stopped the Sept. 11 hijackers because we were too disorganized to do anything about it.
Study shows Barbie is a special target for little girls' anger.
Robot steps in where no man can to save day at White Sands Missile Range.
Wikipedia co-founder founder caught editing own entry.
That crop top could kill you.
"I look forward to this football match, father!" Introduce him as your eldest son, Tusk-Head.
Yes, you too can film a remake of King Kong.
Baby penguin stolen for Christmas gift likely won't survive.
Very nicely done: The world in 2005, according to Google.
German convicts can't have Christmas trees, nor can they smuggle drugs inside of them.
All we want for Christmas is réveillon.
Nice printable bookmarks make cheap, last-minute stocking stuffers.
Video: The founder of the World Canine Freestyle Organization and her border collie, Dancer, offer you this holiday wish.
Audio files from A Christmas Story never get old--and there's more here.
Lego Morrissey.
