21 December 2006: Evening By The Morning News — 21 Dec 2006 Unlike freelancers, robots may one day get adequate health care. Californians follow New Yorkers--not just in culture, fashion, etc.--and consider joining the trans-fat-banning party. While women in Illinois are mashed-potato wrestling. And on Craigslist, Arizona women are selling kisses for $1, quickies for $60. Researchers find link between digestive bacteria and obesity. Kim Jong Il lifts spirits amongst North Korean troops with gifts of karaoke machines. Is your home really a wreck, or are you in fact celebrating life? Instead of a pole, his family celebration featured a clock and a bag. (O'Keefe said his father won't say what they symbolized.) Festivus is alive and well and for sale. Virginia Rep. didn't mean to send an Islamophobic letter to his buddy in the Sierra Club--but he's certainly not sorry for writing it. "I've been working here six years, and nobody has ever asked for a wreath permit." The last Amish girl hospitalized from October's shootings may be coming home for Christmas.
