21 January 2004
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: tethered to the machine
Bush proposes few new programs, includes solutions Congress has already rejected. Related: Motives and fictions in the SOTU address.
Lunatic subway rider severs thumb from 71-year-old Queens man, chews up his grandson's face.
TMN's Choire Sicha contemplates class warfare, attends P.R. lunch with Tina Brown, Thomas Friedman.
Transportation Department rejects 'Oy Vey' sign on the Williamsburg Bridge for 'lack of directional information.'
Cuddling, cats, and crosswords in 'cozies,' publishers' favorite term for lustless blockbusters.
Bush gets first F on the League of Conservation Voters' report card for presidents.
TMN's Tobias Seamon looks back on what books have taught him.
Hauntings at the Maritime Hotel, otherwise known as the asylum with portholes on Ninth Avenue.
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions: the surest poison is time. Emerson on getting old. (See also: reasons to love Emerson.)
P.J. O'Rourke saves Iraq, builds latrines.
King cakes in 1870, Tuna buns in 1964, more in the timeline of food.
Archive of Commentary since 1945. Related: 700 years of costumes, via things.
A well-compiled pointer to your cheese education.
Dummy guide to primaries and caucuses. Related: Funked up remix of recent Dean speech.
What, no watermelon? Northwestern celebrates Martin Luther King day with collard greens, fried chicken.
What happens to Gephardt's money?